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Any one need relationship advice? Message me and i’ll be here for anyone :) If they can’t do their part, they don’t deserve your heart. There is something wrong with my cell phone. It does not have your number in it. Hi – Im the girl of your dreams. Someone said you were looking for me. LIFE – LOVE = ZERO IMMATURE: A word boring people use to describe fun people. If nothing lasts forever, I was wondering if you might wanna be my nothing? I’m jealous of my parents. I will never have a son so cute as they have. Never trust a person with one only facebook picture. Did anyone else notice the sound if you click the like button on my status?

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