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I think I got a fever, a fever of you :) I always give 100% at work: 13% Monday, 22% Tuesday, 26% Wednesday, 35% Thursday, 4% Friday :) Please GOD if you can’t make me slim, make my friends fat. For you men who think a woman’s place is in the kitchen, remember thats where the knives are kept. :) I hate when I am about to hug someone really sexy and my face hits the mirror. If a single teacher can’t teach all the subjects then how could you expect a single student to learn all subjects. Its better to fail than to cheat but its better to cheat than to repeat. Most emotional moment in a boys life, When a girl says, Can you give me your number :D Dear Google, Please stop behaving like a GIRL. Will u please allow me to complete the whole sentence before you start guessing & suggesting. Definition of human being: a creature that cuts trees, makes paper & write “SAVE TREES” on the same paper. |
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